theres not a fruit for that!

Gets loads better after the first few minutes.

partial dupe, but...who cares, it's seanbaby

Conventional weapons cannot kill Asia Kong.

Aisa Kong is Japan's answer to El Santo.

I wish Asia Kong WOULD track them down and beat the shit out of them. That IS an awful game, tho.

All that glitters is not female

"I would bone her just to prove to myself I could."

Not the best of these, but come on. Asia Kong.

This video makes me wish AJA Kong would come out of the screen and shatter these pussies' orbital sockets with urakens.

A butter and ham disaster.

hurr hurr manly women id bone her but i wouldnt tell im sean baby dot com and i bone suicide gulls ;)

+1 for the animation at 2:23-2:33