Born with a costume. That's convenience!

Why would it be so hard for superman to throw a missile in zero gravity?

From fetus to poofy hair in 10 seconds

Throwing nukes at the sun causes it to birth super villains? Who knew!

Lee Press-On Nails, the accessory every supervillain must have.

So all this time the sun was a giant uterus, just waiting to be fertilized by a missle. Makes sense.

He's got better nails than the girls at the DMV.

I saw this in a drive-in.