He obviously doesn't know that it was meant for highly rhythmic individuals and sissyboys.

Oh, don't get me started. Design by committee, that's what the problem is. Everything starts of as a nice simple single target genocidal bio-weapon. Then you have the bisexual dude who can't carry a tune and he just insists it needs to take out the gays because he's still pissed off about Jim. Then you get the Chinese delegate yammering on about farmland and Africa and demography and it's got to take out black people. Then some douche-bag suggests that we delay the action so we can make money off of medical care. Before you know it your simple, reasonable little virus to eliminate everyone with the RH contamination in their blood is this sloppy sonofabitch called HIV, and we've got nothing done.

And when it's time for the after action reports who has to explain to the reptiloids, the starborn, the deep ones, and George Soros where all the money went and why it all went wrong? Is it any of the 20 idiots who were just certain that pissing in the punch-bowl would make it taste better? Hah! I swear by the nameless malevolence that small minded fools sometimes call Satan and the malignant celestial intelligence that is the only true God in this benighted universe, some days it really isn't worth getting out of bed in the morning.

I'm sorry I didn't bring any Jerries.