Seriously people, see this movie

If POETV sponsors a ninja movie, please make it this one.

Crabs! Run sideways for your life!

TASTE LIKE CRAB, WALK LIKE PEOPLE

I didnt know crabs screamed. Or could take a throwing knife to the head.

She seemed surprised to find crabs were involved in making Drunken Crab.

That is awesome.

THE CRABS HAVE ESCAPED!!!

I doubled over in pain from laughing.

He is not taking this crab escape very seriously, if at all.

Foolish human! Your ninja skills are no match for our superior crustacean carapaces! Now feel my tiny, pinchy wrath!

COMPLETELY TRUE FACT: Richard Harrison was approached to play the lead role in Fistful of Dollars. He told them he was busy, but that Clint Eastwood might be open.

I'll bet it was a bitch to get all those crabs out from under the stove/table/whatever.

I can clean my sword AND eat, woman.

Fuck em' up Rich.