Excellent job mocking herself. To get it out of the way: "The Bitch is Back" by Elton John.

Something by Toby Keith would be nice.

Reel Big Fish - We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful

This is beyond easy: the Soviet national anthem.

She's got a sense of humor, at least. Black Magic Woman, for no reason at all.

Frank Zappa - Crew Slut. Or Wu Tang - 7th Chamber. I don't know which one makes me giggle more.

Women... always undecided.

"You Win Again," Hank Williams Sr.

Please, just no more Fleetwood Mac (not even Stevie's "Nothing Ever Changes")

"Foreign Policy" by FEAR

Pantera - By Demons Be Driven.

How about "Eat the Rich" by Motorhead?

Sebadoh - Give Up.

Phil Ochs - Love Me, I'm a Liberal

Back in '92, Lou Reed said that if the Democrats were ever really serious they'd use his song "There Is No Time". He's right.