Kaye Ballard's last main role.

That ought'a hold the little SOB's.

the kid's the bad guy from blade

I was expecting embarrassingly terrible attempts at wackiness from the intro sequence, instead I got to stare at a trunk for 50 seconds.

But I'm not surprised that no one who worked on this show felt like making any sort of effort.

This show fascinates me because barely anyone remembers it (I think the Dinosaur Dracula/X-Entertainment guy mentioned it once) and even fewer people care enough to preserve it on YouTube. It's comforting to see that some terrible things don't get automatic nostalgia.