I have a weird relationship with this movie.

On one hand, I distinctly remember not laughing once when I saw it the first time. But on the other, I quote it quite often (this line in particular, and the “smoke and a flapjack”). I think this movie might have been brilliant but I’m not sure.

Just the other day I was think about how the Dutch are the most evil people on the planet. Why are they evil? Now one knows for sure but top scientists believe that it might have to do with the Dutchmens eternal war against th sea, which science now theorizes is the source of all things good and decent on god's green plant.