I don't know about you but the palm of my hand is softer than the back. Which is a very good thing!

I want to see the one with Adam Savage in it.

IT FEELS NICE ON YOUR ASSHOLE. WHEN YOU WIPE YOUR BUTT, IT'LL BE NICE.

Mr. Whipple constantly had squeaky-voiced women talk to him about their asses.

These women are doing their best to help poor mr whipple the constipated neighbour

Thanks, Commercial, for forcing us to picture all those women pooping.