Pineapple on pizza is good, you philistines. You've just been eating shitty pizza.

Used correctly, pineapple is sweet without being overpowering, and accentuating a savory flavor with some subtle sweetness is just flavor theory 101. The problem is that you've all been eating at third rate fast food pizza chains where the CEO says the N-word constantly, and they don't care about subtle, so they just put like an entire pineapple on each slice and it overwhelms everything. A GOOD pizza place will dice a few pineapple chunks up nice and small, and sprinkle just enough on each slice for it to enhance the taste of the overall pie. It's delicious. In conclusion, Osama Bin Ladin's last words were, "I did all of this because I don't like pineapple on pizza."

I couldn't get the video to play on my browser, five stars.

...and the runner-up description would have been: did Joan Cornellà work on this, or did they rip him off? www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=153090

What kind of isolated backwoods hellhole does someone live in where they consider pineapple on pizza to be some kind of strange new un-American concept? I've seen pizza shops in suburban Cleveland listing it as a topping since at least the early 90's, and it must have been popular enough because they've yet to take it off the menu.

The Asian food store down the street from where I live sells durian now. It's expensive but you can buy one for like 20 bucks a pop. Desperate Asian guys will pay that much for a taste of home. I was once in a coffeeshop and some guy started eating durian there. It smelled like someone had farted garbage. It took them a while to figure out what the hell it was that was making our coffee taste like garbage cheese farts.

Carefree durian is repeatedly killed.