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That guy - 2018-08-03

Are they gonna fuck on that show?

I think they're gonna fuck.


Xenocide - 2018-08-03

Due to Starfleet regulations, Enterprise crewmen are only given access to the 0.000000000000000000000001% of all existing holodeck programs which are not porn.


StanleyPain - 2018-08-05

ST actually had some background storytelling shit about how basically using Starfleet holodecks for porn shenanigans was against their code, thus the business of "holo suites" run on different planets/space stations/whatever. You were expected to keep it mildly clean while on duty on an official ship, but shore leave was all bets are off.


Two Jar Slave - 2018-08-03

Reminder: Anyone can walk into the holodeck at any time.


Old_Zircon - 2018-08-03

That actually happens earlier in this episode.


Dr. Lobotomy - 2018-08-03

Remember that time on DS9 when the gang edited Quark's head onto Kira's body in an actual porn holodeck/holosuite program?


Meerkat - 2018-08-03

Pretty sure Vic Fontaine was the culprit in that episode.


Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2018-08-04

Ah Nana Visitor... I'd sure visit'er nana !!
.... I, dont know what that means..


duck&cover - 2018-08-03

I wouldn't want to be the one who has to clean up the holodeck,
with all that spunk that splatters on the floor after the program ends.

There's also an episode in which Geordi meets the woman based on his holodeck fantasy, and she turns him down.


Meerkat - 2018-08-03

Pretty sure she was married to Vic Fontaine at the time.


Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2018-08-03

Georgie, Crusher and Worf were the TFL trifecta of TNG


Shanghai Tippytap - 2018-08-03

worf is worfing deanna by the end of the series and wesley at least got to second base with ashley judd. geordi just does totally not gay sherlock holmes fanfiction with his robot friend on the holodeck.


Nikon - 2018-08-03

If memory serves me right, Worf and Deanna separated and she eventually tied the knot with Riker. Weasely got booted from Starfleet. I still don't know why Picard didn't get together with Beverly; perhaps he was afraid of ruining their friendship.

I won't criticize someone RPing Sherlock because frankly that sounds pretty awesome.


garcet71283 - 2018-08-04

Worf and Deanna hooked up in the last few episodes for no reason other than Deanna had Qonos fever and was hungry for some thick ridges. It was never spoke of again.

Wesley got left Starfleet and ran away to spend his life as the life partner / boy toy of a much older man.

Picard didn’t want sloppy seconds to a candle.


Old_Zircon - 2018-08-04

Wasn't it heavily implied that Picard and Crusher had already been down that road before the point where the series starts?


Old_Zircon - 2018-08-04

Anyway, you can't really blame Wesley, he had chronic erectile dysfunction ever since he was traumatized by that leech on his nuts.


Commander Tugboat - 2018-08-04

Wesley, unable to deal with real-world Starfleet pressures outside of the coddling environment of the Enterprise and his highly-placed parents, hallucinated an even greater destiny for himself as some sort of interdimensional entity, went AWOL, and was court-martialed and executed.

Picard, if he had any sense, ran off with that archaeologist/treasure hunter chick and had nothing more to do with that antiseptic smelling ass starship.

Worf is on trial for war crimes.


kingofthenothing - 2018-08-04

Naw, man, that's not what happened. Wes and the Traveler went to a lot of different areas and times but they decided to settle on living in 1970s America. The two were heavily into Van culture. When the 1980s came around, they decided they swore they'd never let the dream of Vanning die, and cruised the universe in their tricked out vans looking for space drugs and alien nookie.

"What powers this vessel?" Confused passengers would ask. The two would be bombed out of their trees on coconut rum and magic brownies and just give them the same answer as everyone else: "My miiiiind, maaaaaaan..."


betamaxed - 2018-08-05

The TNG future would never work because mankind would destroy itself if it had access to a a replicator and a holodeck. Dudes would be replicating the most euphoric synthesized drugs and use the holodeck to stick their dick into any possible living thing their imaginations could come up with at all hours of the day.


Nikon - 2018-08-05

I kind of wonder why people didn't get their own holo-emitters for their personal living spaces. A bevy of holographic maids could keep the place clean for you and at the end of the day, it'd be time to slip into someone more comfortable.


StanleyPain - 2018-08-05

This is *kinda* the premise of the Neuromancer books to a certain extent. That basically most of mankind spends so much time in the matrix or hooked up to decks that the rest of Earth is sort of just being run by the worst people imaginable.


Old_Zircon - 2018-08-06

A) it's kind of implied that they do that anyhow
B) that sounds like utopia


Old_Zircon - 2018-08-06

That was a response to Beta.


smoothw - 2018-08-05

Watching this episode a few years ago I was actually upset with how misogynistic it is, if I remember right the conclusion of the episode had the message that Geordi's object of desire should have felt bad for blowing him off for being a creeper.


Old_Zircon - 2018-08-06

Nah, she doesn't blow him off, he stops being a creeper because they start to actually collaborate as peers and equals, and develop an actual, healthy (ignoring that she's a simulation) relationship with each other and then he has to turn the simulation off. This is the last scene, the credits roll right after the last shot.

Anyhow, the next episode is basically a counterpoint to this onebut with Troi instead of Geordie, so they kind of balanced it out (although they knew their core audience, so it's also the episode with the "Crusher and Troi do aerobics in thong leotards while talking about their sex lives" scene that was featured here earlier this year).


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