My first girlfriend loved this show and forced me to watch it and if I started reading a book she would take the book away and sit on it and if my cat jumped on my lap she would push it off.

It was torture.

All I know about this show is that someone shot JR and it may or may not have been Maggie Simpson.

I've never seen this show. I was shocked that Major Nelson could think of marrying anyone other than Jeannie. I mean, she could blink her eyes and give him a mansion and apparently an oil fortune. And probably a big dick. Why would he bottle her up again? The shame!

Random Romania facts, we had Dallas themed nursery rhymes back in the day.

It went like this:

One, two. three,
Pamela vrea copiii
Dar Bobby nu o lasa
Ca e prea frumoasa.

Translation:

One, two. three,
Pamela wants kids
But Bobby won't let her,
Because she's too pretty.

There was a Sue Ellen one too, but I can't remember it.