It's not even actual chocolate. It's cocoa oil, sugar & powdered milk.

I don't understand why there isn't a commercial attempt at divinity. Maybe the egg whites disintegrate or something?

White chocolate can kiss my ass.

White chocolate has more material derived from cocoa beans than that garbage "milk chocolate" that is like 90% sugar. It's not the same kind of chocolate, I'll grant you that, but it's still a legit confection derived from cocoa.

The only shitty chocolate is obviously dark chocolate.

All chocolate matters..

Stars are for boner, whose WHITE CHOCOLATE CAN KISS MY ASS comment made me laugh for two solid minutes. I don't know why. I guess it just hit the sweet spot.

give it a mike patton one too

non sequitur but this is the highest quality version of this i've seen, does seem the parrish estate legal victory killed it off quite nicely

I think for the 80s it makes an odd sort of sense. There was a much higher sexualization in media portrayals of teenagers. Now, we've gone into this weird backwards stance that anyone under the age of 18 can't consent (at least in California) and we infantilize teens. If this were shown today, there would probably be a huge protest against Nestle, not that they don't deserve it for trying to steal all our fucking water.

Same here.

Wet dreams they can't resist
P-E-N-I-S-E-S
Penises make a sticky mess
P-E-N-I-S-E-S
Spurting white, sticky white
Penises making a sticky mess
P-E-N-I-S-E-S
Wet dreams that they can't re-sssist