I kind of want to revoke those stars for unironic use of the term "maker" though, because puke city. If someone unironically calls themselves (or anyone else) a maker then it's probably your moral imperative to throw them in the ocean.

she makes my pants tight, does that count?

At least the Cyndi Lauper joke will wear well in thirty years. I'd be more worried if she took the Madonna joke aesthetic, where you get a provocative decade or so followed by just sort of being there.

Yeah, well, I still jerk off manually.

I'm in the same boat here. She says she wants this thing to monitor and display her arousal but the thing blocks anyone touching any of her erogenous zones. Maybe it's to help her objectively rate erotic fan fiction?

In any event, I'm all for it. I hope she makes the propeller pasties available as a stand-alone, I think I'd feel a real sense of accomplishment making those things go off.

She could have a leaderboard on the internets and if you get a high score you get like a loot box full of mystery toys.