I'm not sure which is funnier, the sound the enemies' dying sound or Segal's falling sound.

You can tangibly feel just how ass-terrible the controls are.

I'd buy this just to make Steven die over and over again

Which is the Pudgy Chin attack button?

Maybe the most perfect title imaginable. Playing this is, indeed, the final option.

Why haven't I seen this on Worst Video Games In The World Ever?

Its the perfect Steven Seagal simulation. You just stand there and flail until they fall down.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOHHHHhhhhhhhhhh

Hey, I kinda like the music.

Ow. My wrist hurts just from watching that.

A scientist was kicking his ass! What a putz.