Hello, future creepypasta chapter 1

Exhibit A, your Honor.

The apron is to protect his clothes from molestation juices.

"I never played by the rules, especially those rules about sexually assaulting young people. And you loved it."

Unfortunately, in 7 days Spacey will crawl out of the screens of every teen boy who watched this video & rape them.

Don't worry, r/conspiracy has plenty of theories about his choice of mug, the significance of putting on Underwood's ring, etc. We are almost living in a post-spirit cooking world! Thank goodness for true heroes like Kevin Spacey.