A stunning example of how pornography misleads you into thinking it has a plot.

They even got Don Lafontaine's smutty doppleganger

That dude's beard is awe inspiring.

This looks way better than the Tomb Raider movies. I should--I should see this. As, you know, research.

Looks better than World of Whorecraft, in any case.

I'll see anything written and directed by Randolph Scott.

A stunning example of how pornography improves anything it touches.

The title makes me think of horrible speculum porn or those people with giantess fetishes. Thanks internet.

When I first saw the title, I thought it would be for an anti-abortion propaganda flick.

I've actually got this film on DVD. It's not really porn, but rather ultra-softcore skinemax-type stuff. Still pretty awesome, though.