Nicholas Rock Johannsen On Why He Is Single

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Rangoon

- 2019-02-09

Babs Johnson?

SolRo

- 2019-02-09

I suggest "I'm too perfect"

betabox - 2019-02-09

I have no clue who this person is, but the preload image tells me why he is single.

exy

- 2019-02-09

I barely had time to set up up my incel bingo board before he said "cunts"

Miss Henson's 6th grade class - 2019-02-09

Dude's facial hair makes him look like a Street Fighter character.

love

- 2019-02-09

"If you gonna be in the combat seat, then you gots to be willin’ to blast up on some terries! Because with great power, comes great reshpronsatrilatras."

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--GkUZe2DP- -/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/fx82lfhe1rdlggrws0wh.jp g

Scrotum H. Vainglorious

- 2019-02-09

WTF?

Old_Zircon

- 2019-02-09

That's a whole lot of mascara.

SolRo - 2019-02-10

He has a whole channel worth of these, it's sad-hilarious.

definitely needs Dunning–Kruger effect tag

Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2019-02-10

Is there a trend of these guys looking like variations of Kane from Command and Conquer?
They need to form a group called the Brotherhood of Nod.

Also he sounds like he is on the verge of tears. Reminded me of this very funny bit towards the end of this clip in 'your pretty face is going to hell'
https://youtu.be/0tbMTzUcJig
When Gary say hes gonna blow everybodies asses out of the water

poorwill

- 2019-02-10

this guy is an all-timer

Xenocide

- 2019-02-10

He's single because he stole his last girlfriend's eyebrow pencil and used it to randomly doodle on his face.

kingofthenothing

- 2019-02-11

pause at 0:26

dude's totally a closet case

Anaxagoras

- 2019-02-11

Oh wow. Good catch.

I'm not sure if that makes me hate him more or have more sympathy.

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