I haven't watched it yet. But, knowing the trailer by heart, this should be no more or less than the pinnacle of my month.

2 movies! Glued together! Yeah!

If for some reason a documentary is ever made about me, I want it to have this movie's soundtrack.

My favorite character is the Ninja Empire lackey (the dude who gets the body). I like to think he got shuffled into the job and has no idea what he's doing. You pretty much know the Empire is winging it after they call Richard Harrison to make sure he got their death message and threaten that other guy by sending a tape about how awesome ninjas are.

Just wow.

IMPORTANT!

Google "vDownloader." You can use it to download the original uploaded AVI (or whatever) file.

I... it's... I... simply awesome.

Man. if I could go back in time and change one thing, I would have started posting online as "Jaguar_Wong" instead of "Hooper_X." He's that fucking awesome. You can't help but love a movie where your protagonist (well, your secondary protagonist, I guess) is a completely unlikeable asshole who can't walk ten feet without people trying to beat the fuck out of him for no discernable reason other than "he's Jaguar Wong."

Seriously, Jaguar Wong is my new hero. (oh yeah, the ninja messenger robots are cool too.)

Jaguar Wong. I can't stop laughing at that name.

The ending...good god, the ending.

Pure, unironic ninja awesomeness.

This movie is awesome. THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME!!!

The Crabs have escaped!
(wry smile, throws knife)

Godfrey Ho film, knockoff transformer messengers, ninjas totally flipping out and being awesome, yeah, like I'm NOT going to give this 5 stars.

This movie changed my life.

When is the Criterion Collection disk-set coming out?

disc*

Rifftrax/Cinematic Titanic needs to do this movie so fucking bad.

5'd and Favorited.