Some of the whitest people to ever white. They managed to make Chattanooga Choo-Choo sound whiter than I've ever heard it.

That said, I'd watch more TV if more TV were more like this instead of it being a competition to make themselves as much as possible like the gift shop sketch. [ http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=98874 ]

More than white, he actively hated rock and roll and considered his bland sing alongs as a way to improve the nation’s youth.

This is even more watered down than Lawrence Welk and must be where the "5 Neat Guys" sketch was inspired by from SCTV.

Also, Irene Cara is stunningly beautiful and I hope she got paid well for doing such a corny gig.

Goin' on a holiday/
Goin' on a holiday/
Hey hey, whaddya say?/
Goin' on a holiday