Silly contestant. Don't you know the entire point of Match Game is to use a EUPHAMISM for the dirty thing that is obviously the blank? Still, Richard Dawson, Steve Allen, and Charles Nelson Reilly means +3 before it even starts.

This is the best game show ever.

Yes. Nothing better before or since.

I'd hit it.

aww yeah that's the shit. this would have had me in stitches for like a week when I was a youngun.

I resemble that remark as well

There's nothing wrong with mother nature.

3 out of 6 ain't bad.

Technically speaking, five out of six answers matched.

Great stuff. Note the ashtray's on everyone's console.

1: This show is brilliant.
2: Fannie Flagg got some nice hooters, y'all.