1. Richard Harrison throws those stars like a total girl.
2. An evil ninja challenges a righteous ninja! Only a ninja can ninja ninja ninja a ninja. Ninja.
3. Backflipping makes you invincible.
4. Cartwheels are a quicker form of transportation than running.
"He said something about a...a ninja. What's a ninja?"
"Nothing top worry about. they're a fairy tale. They don't exist."
"SEE I TOLD YOU NINJAS DON'T EXIST."