Seriously, the actual gameplay isn't worth bothering with, but the broken english narration is fucking amazing. Sailor Whoever and Sephiariarht are TOTALLY IN LOVE and are fighting Mike Tyson for no discernable reason.

What kind of broken-ass brain comes up with this shit?

What the hell did I just watch?

Why is Sailor Mercury green? Sailor Mercury is supposed to be blue. This is so unrealistic that I can't enjoy any of it.

An accurate visual representation of a typical internet argument.

That's a seal in a Mike Tyson costume!

+17 for having to pause the video to actually read all that incomprehensible text

Seriously, could Mr. Dream have done that? I think not!

I don't get what the big deal is. Mike Tyson beating two women to death is hardly a new concept.

Mike Tyson vs. cosplayers is a fight I would pay to see.

I found my dissertation subject.

The really scary thing? English is probably this person's first language.

What? No part where Mike rapes them till they love him?

I wasn't expecting such a sad ending...

God bless you, fanfiction writers. Just when I thought I have reached the bottom of the sad barrel, there's something exciting and new to make my jaw drop.

Wow mike Tyson is really badass!

5 stars for Sephiroth and Sailor Mercury LOSING. Like they should.

Hey, they just stole Setsuna from Last Blade and gave him fruity hair. He was my favorite character.

He's no Alexander

Yeah, don't take shit from those jackasses, Mike! Now bite their ears off!