bugzapperjesus  - 2007-06-02
HEY YUO ARE NOT SPOSTA HIT ME AND IS THIS BLOOD OH NOES I'M BLEEDING MY OWN BLOOD
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Mayberry Pancakes - 2007-06-02
How does he hit that guy when it makes the loud "snap" sound? Is he smacking him in the face or what? I can't see it.
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mouser - 2008-07-14 It's a discrepancy of timing between the audio and video of the unseen second punch to the face.
See http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=19088
This particular view is of poor quality and is skipping frames. That's why we dont see the second punch.
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sosage - 2007-06-02
I'm under the impression he must half ass believe in his magical martial arts. Otherwise, why go through with getting punched in the face for 5k?
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Old_Zircon - 2012-07-16 I'm sure he does, and I wouldn't be surprised if the students flopping around at the beginning believe it too. If everyone involved really believes it then it can work, after a fashion, along the same lines as "voodoo death."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voodoo_death
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Hooker - 2007-06-02
Exposing frauds is worth +5 every time.
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phalsebob - 2007-06-02
Hey Master Socky Choppy... I want my shot at 00 too.
The part where all his students are flopping to his feet defeated reminded my of a scene from Yellowbeard. You just have to see it...
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Enjoy - 2007-06-02 dude he's 200-1
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Blackbetta - 2007-06-10 "The part where all his students are flopping to his feet defeated reminded my of a scene from Yellowbeard. "
That was an awesome scene. "Anyone guilty of overacting, I will personally scare to death."
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Repomancer - 2008-08-01 L-O-S-E lose. Not "loose."
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Goofy Gorilla - 2007-06-02
DOES HE GET HIS POWER FROM ATLANTIS?!?! Also that sound might have been his teeth clacking together as the MMA fighter hit the back of his head. Not sure.
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kingarthur - 2007-06-02
Okay, the MMA guy represents Richard Dawkins and the mystical mumbo jumbo dude is Pat Robertson...
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Old_Zircon - 2012-07-16 Fair analogy, but I'd wager that neither person in this video is as big a douche as their counterparts.
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Enjoy - 2007-06-02
If the master's Touch of the Crimson Dragon Mind Spear had landed, the outcome would have been quite different.
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Killer Joe - 2007-06-02
An oldie but goodie. The 00 probably eased the guilt of beating down an old man.
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Urburos - 2007-06-02
Time out, I bit my tongue!
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zatojones - 2007-06-02
He probably went back to his dojo to talk to his students and was like "What happened? You guys always fall right down when I wave my hands at you!" and they would be all like "Sorry sir. We were just humoring you because we didn't want to hurt your feelings."
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kiint - 2007-06-02
sad, really...
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FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown - 2007-06-03
You know, I'm not a bis MA snob, but I'm thinking your technique should probably involve touching the other guy in some fashion.
I mean, as a minimum.
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Aubrey McFate - 2007-06-03
Apparently, it's not all in the mind.
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gambol - 2007-06-05
That is the worst fight I've ever seen. And I've seen some piss-poor fights.
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Namor - 2007-06-20
Pathetic.
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Smellvin - 2007-07-08
I wonder, through the years, how many thousands (millions?) of hours and dollars were spent learning that nonsense by however many people "study" it?
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Vicious - 2007-07-13
You only needed to push him a little, not put him in a headlock and punch him in the nose you fucking douche.
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Wombles - 2010-09-06 Sometimes a few punches are just what a self-important idiot needs. And maybe he just looks old because he doesn't take care of himself.
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Vicious - 2010-12-30 WELL EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME!
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LeMoyne IV - 2007-08-04
I've knocked out "kung fu black belts" cold in free sparring with 6 months of kickboxing from the same school. I mean, sure, my dad has been training me in hap ki do since i was 6 years old, but I never took it seriously. God I hate martial arts faggots. I personally think it's mostly state of mind and reflexes but what do I know? I'm drunk as shit.
(PS I Will Fight You)
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kwash - 2010-02-17
I wonder at what time in this video he realized he was going to get so thoroughly rocked.
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