For the record, I'm balding, married with two daughters and interested in mountain bike and wristwatch technology rather than the occult, but I would still eat this swill in the spirit of the 80s!
I have a balding middle aged cat with an interest in the occult who lives alone with me, a young woman with a shock of red hair and an interest in bullfighting.
1/4 and that's because I live alone. I'm doing significantly better than Gargamel.
The fact that the only reason I don't have a cat is the fact that my building prohibits pets is immaterial. Even then, still 2/4. Pretty good.
Unless powerlifting counts as the occult. Which it might given how close some of the diet advice I've been given is to alchemy. I wonder if Smurfs (Smurves?) can be made help your gains.
I loved Smurfs as a wee one. My father hated that I was attached to something less than macho, but I didn’t care. I have a small (very small) collection of Smurf toys from my childhood, my favorite being a weirdly disintegrating wind-up Jokey Smurf who is made of something that isn’t quite plastic.