"I dunno what rule book you're reading, but it doesn't apply to me. Only laws apply to sea vessels in international waters apply to me. BTW, I missed all maritime law regarding vessels NOT in international waters, and I have no idea what piracy is."
I'm not a person. I only obey maritime law, because I'm a boat. You see I come from the Disney/Pixar Cars universe, which also has talking boats. Lightning McQueen and I are lovers.