They are fighting a revolution, man. You gotta respect that mindless one starring.

Five stars for the video, but NEGATIVE FIVE BILLION for Marlon Brawndo.

I read that in the voice of Homer Simpson talking to his sisters in law.

What is it with race-baiters and weepy self-pity?

I hanker for a hunka cheese and I BLAME YOUUUU

The part where the miners were in the teeth has haunted my memory since I was five, and I had no idea where it was from. For the longest time, I thought it must be an educational film solely meant for schools. It is purely by chance I came across this. I honestly think it's one of the weirdest fucking things I've ever seen. It turns out that it was an Afterschool Special.

There's not a single part of this that doesn't freak me out.

You ever git so huuungry you could eat a wagon wheel?

When I was a kid, I thought the crackers in the "wagon wheels" were cookies, and that Timefor Timer was trying to get us to eat Chips Ahoy with cheddar cheese.

Yes you are what you swallow, so the next time you feel hollow, don't just downvote a fucking gem of a video because you don't like the faceless account that posted it.

This goes for every kid OR shut-in vid aesthete, all you REALLY are is acting beat.