They'll Just prop his bloated and rotting corpse on the chair and pretend like he's fine, that's what conservatives do.

PS:

I feel personally attacked, why is he shit-talking the EU?

Here here

...Yeah. You haven’t followed trumps sycophants much.

Everything that goes against trump even slightly is a deep state conspiracy.

If he dies in office, no matter how, it will be labeled an assassination by the qanon sect.

Are you jealous because I'm talking about SolRo dying in a Nazi's ass instead of you?

Whoops, missed the bowl there.

Would be funnier if trump and pence both died, making Nancy Pelosi president.

Then you neonazi idiots start jumping off buildings.

It would be really funny if a Nazi fell off of a building and landed on SolRo.

It would be even funnier if that Nazi were fat. Imagine the fat Nazi standing up and waddling off with SolRo's corpse wedged between his butt cheeks.

That would be hilarious.

Trivia: It's called the Wu Flu because racism is hilariously productive at keeping grandma from dying due to bilateral interstitial pneumonia.

CANIHAZLULZOHNOSI'MDEADS

--Caminante's epitaph, carved into a thought balloon above a sculpture of a loli maid being railed by two creepy dudes with blurred faces.

Homeboys right, we have to call it by it's official name.

Ching Chong fever.

Fair point.

"its" not "it is".

kthx

Can we rewind a little bit and explain to me what's racist about the term 'Wu Flu"?

because its a place in china. If the virus origin point was oakland, we could all call it the oakland virus, but because its a place in china, you're a fuckin racist pal.

The WHO has clear guidelines against naming a disease after its country of origin, specifically to avoid diseases becoming political footballs for racist piece-of-shit nationalist fuckhole trashmonger garbagedick politicians.

And their weeb incel followers, of course.

You really think avoiding using colloquialisms is going to stop the garbagedicks from doing that?

I'm legitimately upset that you're all whining about me calling it the Wu Flu instead of talking about the idea of SolRo's corpse lodged between the cheeks of a fat Nazi's ass.

Shut the fuck up you pedophile bitch.

Well, are you?

If you and your Nazi buddies got assholes so loose that you can fit a whole person up there...

SolRo, your reading comprehension leaves more than a little to be desired.

I said that you'd be crushed to death between the Nazi's butt cheeks, not that you'd go up into their anus.

Honestly this is about as bad as I expected, but it took longer to happen and I was starting to think we'd dodged the bullet.

R0 3+, serial interval 4.5 days.

Every week we squander makes the ultimate problem about 6 times as bad.

I believe Trump will be personally responsible for a couple hundred thousand American lives lost, when the accounting is done. If we're lucky...

China went and built quarantine centers almost overnight (shoddily, but they tried).

America sits on its ass for 2 months then is so shocked that the virus dared infect 'the greetest cuntry on earph'

The biggest hospital in my state started staff layoffs yesterday.

My only advice to you would be to avoid Ozzy's latest album, it is bad even for him.

I made it like 40 seconds in. He literally blames everyone but himself.

You can pretty much disregard everything after The Ultimate Sin (although No More Tears is an acceptable guilty pleasure if you're of a certain age, since we can't help what music we were imprinted with in middle school).

Blizzard of Ozz is obviously the definitive one but I've actually been liking Diary of a Madman the most lately.

TP is a low margin item for most retailers, with respect to $/sq ft retail space. So there's probably fewer days of regular consumption of TP than of most other items in any given store.

Enough stock up for a self-quarantine, the TP disappears. Along with more useful things like N95 masks, hand sanitizer, rubbing alcohol, bleach, flu meds. Even if the buyers are also picking up a couple weeks shelf-stable rice, pasta, beans, canned goods.

It's when people notice that TP disappear that the weirdness of scarcity economics takes over. TP gone in Australia? Go stock up at Costco. Costco doesn't have TP? I dunno, maybe TP is especially important for prepping, I won't be left behind at the grocer.

It reminds me of the days before hurricane landfall and gasoline supplies. The empty volume in tanks of the vehicle fleet is greater than gas station tanks, so all that's required to create a regional shortage is everyone trying to fill their tanks at once.

TBH, I barely use a single roll of TP in a month at home. The bathtub's right there, and that spout is an expedient bidet. If water supplies are affected by a moderate sized epidemic (> 1957, < 1918), then we're in for a much rougher ride than TP can benefit.

Most presidential biographies are dull.

In a decade or two, I'll be interested in the bile tossed at this character, but also interested in how a person with few skills besides bullying and mendacity managed to fail his way upwards.

I'm totally with Godot on this one. After people start talking, we're in for one wild read.

Trickle Down Plague?