fedex  - 2020-07-27
the song of a generation
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Nominal - 2020-07-27
A simulation of a compulsive masturbator who is also schizophrenic trying to sneak in some jerking without getting caught by his hallucinations is better than 90% of indie games.
The Dark Souls of masturbation sims.
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Old_Zircon - 2020-07-27 This is the third part of a trilogy. In the first one you live at home and have to not get caught jerking it by your mom.
In the second one you've gotten a job and have to jerk it in the bathroom at work but for some reason your mom keeps walking in to the stall.
In this one you're homeless because your mom kicked you out of the house for compulsive masturbation.
Better narrative arc than a lot of AAA games.
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Old_Zircon - 2020-07-27 Also the PC release of this is free.
https://mrciastku.itch.io/dont-get-caught-3-b
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Nominal - 2020-07-28 I thought you were joking until the link.
"And on top of everything, your mom caught you. YOUR OWN MOM. You're a disappointment. Your family disowned you. "Get the f**k out of my house" - your moms last words, before you unloaded a load on her face and killed her abruptly.
Now, you're homeless. And all that's left for you to do is to drive around in strangers cars, and jack off until your Willy ceases to exist. This is the final journey of the fap man. Are you ready?"
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casualcollapse - 2020-07-27
WHY WAS THIS REMOVED, dammit I really needed this.....
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Old_Zircon - 2020-07-28 I linked the free PC version above, but no motion control...
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Cena_mark - 2020-07-28
Nintendo consoles are baby toys. This is just like them removing the blood from Mortal Kombat.
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