They need it for official sealion top secret state business.

Being used by sealions is probably a more practical use than whatever the twat who own it has ever put it to.

I've seen some sailboats parked in local san diego bays, in the same way as this one, that pretty much haven't had a human on them for years. Like covered in bird shit to the point that there's more shit than paint.

And someone out there is paying for that every month...

no, fairly certain it was moored there, unless you are trolling

Maybe the sea lions are trolling.

Oh, I thought the boat was moving. Very slowly.

Well thank God. No boat owners were harmed in the making of this spectacle.