Evil people having evil cast upon them is a wonderful thing, but I must give her mad props for her Oriental Fortune Cookie Super Ho Snapback. That was pretty solid.

Good god she was ugly. How did she wind up on what I'm assuming was a dating show?

Jesus christ, this is awful. I have no idea how to quantify it in stars.

The moment when she falls out the bus is great, but the rest is like letting MTV piss in your eyes.

"I can't believe I fell and busted my ass and he didn't even give me a chance." You're so right, honey, I mean, you're fat, ugly, ignorant, AND clumsy? What's not to like?

Damn, that's one ugly-ass bitch.

Tha's right! You betta recanize!

auto 5 for calling her biggie smalls.

"nexted"?

"Next!"
...incoherent rapping psychosis begins...
"Um, I said NEXT! HELP!"

Also, "nexted" is not a word, fattie.

I cant decide if shes really cute or really ugly

Her voices is like a midget's. But she's not a midget. The confusion that causes loses this thing one star.

what the hell did i just watch

Only horrible people want to be on TV.