Is there a way I can donate my body to this after death?

I'm serious. Blend me, Tom.

"I wondered how they'd perform at 330 miles an hour."
Every inanimate object and living thing in Tom's house lives in fearof ending up in that blender...

Once they lived a life of luxury, now they are mere rubble. The lesson here is that life is cruel.

Best advertising campaign I can think of. Informative, entertaining, cheap to shoot, and it even makes me want to buy the product.

...longish shot of their empty dancing podiums as they are ground to bits...

This joke's been done too many times

A bit creeped-out over here.

His are the eyes of a madman, but his is also the voice of a cheerful grandfather. When will it end? Will he try to blend God? Will God blend?

Why all the hatred for kittens and blending lately?

My favorite part is after the bodies disintegrate but while the hair is still undamaged. Fantastic.

The way he was standing there as the princesses blended made it look like he was imagining their screams.

I fucking love these

He's got a button for everything in that thing! I wish I had my own TV channel just so I could show Will it blend episodes on in.

Will It Blend - A Baby

Somewhat disappointed to find that they are merely TOY princesses

This is maybe the most gratifying thing I've ever seen in my life. Tom Dickson is the new Chuck Norris.

Dammit Tom Dickson, I will breathe the Princess smoke if I want to.

He has 25 grandchildren? I bet they get blenders for Christmas when the are of age.