Who's their CO? The goddamn Honky Tonk Man?

And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free. And I won't forget the men who got walloped on the head with guitars and gave that right to me.

I think this is why we're winning the war :)

They say most of war is being bored off your ass.

That's it, I'm convinced. It's off to the recruiting station with me! Iraq, get your guitars ready, here I come!

We'd be winning the war if we had El Kabong to do this the right way.

KA-BONG!!!

Dammit...they should be using that guitar to beat up prisoners with.

The only thing worse than a disobedient soldier is a disobedient music critic.