Venemous.

Some of you may have thought I was joking.

Yeah, but you can just jump off a train, can't you?

Apparently the giant snake eating the train at the end was added because it was depicted on the DVD cover, and they thought it was too cool to not use.

I just--holy beans. What's to be said? This is like getting punched right in my faith in humanity. Hard.

The original was a stupid idea.

I mean, yeah, packed with the awesomeness of...well, some snakes that sure are on a plane, alright, and Samuel El Jackson saying "motherfucker," but you've got to admit it's pretty remedial in terms of creativity.

So what does that make this?

They don't seem to understand that the only thing holding Snake on a Plane together was Samuel L. Jackson and the sex scene. I'm sure there's a sex scene or eight, but without the fine glue that is Samuel L. Jackson the whole thing just kinda turns into a train wreck. Or a plane crash. Whatever.