I want to believe there's a true story behind this.

sleek.

not too far off: http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=16299

That fetish exists now. Thanks, internet.

This could possibly be the first commercial instance of a TRI-sexual; men, women, appliances.

I can imagine the titles: "Lube My Wheels Vol. 2", "Up The Muffler" "Turn It To Fuck Cycle", "3 Inch Floppy Dicks", and many, many hysterical variations on "Hard Drive".

Coming to a musty-smelling backroom near you.