whos handing Boss-man the mustard in the car? the chauffer?! better keep your damn eyes on the road while youre slinging that grey poupon around, jeeves, or youll be shining shoes in grand central station with your tongue.

I think these guys are a bit fuzzy on causality. "So fine, it's even made with white wine"? Wouldn't the presence of wine as an ingredient be a contributing factor to the fineness, rather than a product of it?