What the fuck

"That's right, you should have just let me molest you, Tuxman! HA HA HAHHH!"

What the hell is this clip from.

"Hello, good sir. Would you like a ride in my penis car?"

Why is he wearing Luke Skywalker's outfit?

Seduce me with karate kicks.

I must show this to people immediately.

If you pick up a stranger and then grab his legs that many times, you really shouldn't be that surprised or angry if he calls you a faggot.

Could've used more splits

The ending is like the conclusion to a lot of Little Rascals skits.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was the shifter.

The ending needs Yakkity Sax or something.

from the YT comments:

"The ignorance here is astounding Van Damme was a european full contact champion and he isn't even slightly gay."

That was... mystifying. Plus, if guy can run that fast, he shouldn't have been walking all sad by the side of the road.

it looks like he should be saying "I'm not kicking you, I'm not kicking you!"