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Comment count is 62
afp3683 - 2007-07-02

Thank you. These are all important lessons for today's urban youth.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-10-13

Not a sports page.
Not a magazine.
But a book nigga
A fuckin' book nigga (YAYUH!)

Aubrey McFate - 2007-07-02

I already rated this a 5, but I gotta say: the send-up of The Game is hilarious.

zatojones - 2007-07-02

Buy some land! Buy some land! Fuck spinnin' rims!

sliggy - 2007-07-02

He is right. I should buy some land.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-10-13

Buy some land! Buy some land! Fuck (FUCK!!) spinnin' rims!

Xenocide - 2007-07-02

This is awesome on so many levels. I can picture a sequel where he busts down a guy's door and screams "HOW FAR ARE YOU IN MOBY DICK, MOTHERFUCKER?"

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-10-13


ScrubbingBubbles - 2007-07-02

Hey NBC, THAT's how you make a public service announcement

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-07-02

I feel smarter just for seeing that.

Camonk - 2007-07-03

I love this thing. It's probably the most important rap song in a generation.

Corman's Inferno - 2007-07-03

-1 star for promoting literacy-related gang activity.

+6 stars for everything else.

Vicious - 2008-01-13

I'd rather die in a hail of learning than bullets.

Hooper_X - 2007-07-03

This is pretty awesome.

The McK - 2007-07-03

Should get six stars, as a friend pointed out that "Rafael De La Getto" is an extremely obscure Fresh prince of Bel-Air reference.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-07-06

So that's why that sounded familiar!

Fatwacker - 2009-10-23


j lzrd / swift idiot - 2010-01-22


NoCode - 2007-07-04

Yes. I am all for reading a motha-fuckin book. And wearing deodorant.

revdrew - 2007-07-04

This needs to be shown in schools. I should go read a book.

erratic - 2007-07-05

So if Frank Rizzo made a rap vid about the subways in DC you'd all 5 star it? :)

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-10-13

Are you kidding? Has MC The F. Riz been dropping phat dope rhymes when I haven't been looking? Oh hell yeah I would, why not?

bopeton - 2007-07-06

Fuck yes. I didn't give the other one 5, but with the quality video and lack of stupid assholes giggling, it's a win.

Pandatronic - 2007-07-06

If anybody rates this lower than 5 stars I'm gonna do a drive-by with my book gat.

KnowFuture - 2007-07-07

Though a little disappointed it's not the sock puppet guy from The Tick.

Caminante Nocturno - 2007-07-15

Well, shit.

crote - 2007-08-04

"Yo body needs water/So drink that shit" is where I lost it.


joyofdiscord - 2007-08-06

You all laugh now, but it's not going to be a pretty picture when white America is under attack by legions of book-educated, well-hydrated, land-owning Crips.

Syd Midnight - 2008-02-23

On the other hand, I forsee them having to make public service films like this. Some famous rapper urging the general populace to wipe their asses and not play with live electrical wires.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-10-13

You don't understand, man: "White America" as I see it would love to have book-educated, well-hydrated, land-owning Crips all up in positions of responsibility. I mean, you know, they isbe our brothers, except more handsome and tall and dark and mysterious.

Book-educated, well-hydrated, land-owning Crips are actually pretty cool dudes! First hand experience talking.

Spastic Avenger - 2007-08-12

nice emulation of Jamie Hewletts style too.

Harveyjames - 2008-05-22


Spastic Avenger - 2009-05-06

SHIT, I typed Jamie Hewlett instead of Hothouse Pictures. I apologise.

Mayberry Pancakes - 2007-08-14

Raise your kids! Raise your kids! Raise your goddamn kids!

tamago - 2007-08-16

Buy Speed Stick! It's not expensive!

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-10-13

It doesn't cost much either!

Pie Boy - 2007-08-22

The awesomeness level reaches critical mass at the tribal cannibalism ritual and goes up from there. A million stars.

LetsFistAgain - 2007-08-22

We should all point out to our fellow niggers that they need to wear deodorant.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-10-13


mobius - 2007-09-01


yoyo1 - 2007-09-05

How can there be any controversy about that?

Yitzhak - 2007-12-19

I lost it right around the bouncing Book Booty. This is the greatest rap song ever.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-02-03

Not a sports page! Not a magazine! Read a book nigga, a fuckin' book!

I love this video, and I want a book-firing tec-9

Babies Ate My Dingo - 2008-01-02

I am going to show this to my stepsons, after which I shall report back on its effectiveness.

Much as I loathe rap, this was pure awesome.

Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2008-02-08

I suddenly see how this could be taken as incredibly racist.

zatojones - 2008-05-13

You know how black people are allowed to call each other nigger and it's ok? They're also allowed to criticize each other and have it not be racist.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-07-12

Yeah, lucky for us, they're taking care of their own cultural shit. Now if we could do something about these goddamn White Trash motherfuckers; they make me ashamed.

goat - 2010-04-29

I think if you replaced all the niggas with crackers it would move across pretty seamlessly, since white trash need all the same advice. They especially need to brush they goddamned teeth.

oogaBooga - 2008-07-23

So many good lines, however will I choose?!

Slim Jim - 2009-02-07


Old_Zircon - 2009-03-07

Still holds up.

The Mothership - 2014-10-15

Yea, this doesn't get old.

MightierThanTheSword - 2009-03-20



Bozo - 2009-05-01

The first rapper since RUN DMC to want people to better themselves?

Old_Zircon - 2010-11-23

Nah, there're a ton of them, they just don't get played on BET.

McGillistabby - 2009-06-13

That's amazing.

Riskbreaker - 2009-07-31


Myrmidon - 2009-10-07

If BET would just play this on loop this for a day.

RocketBlender - 2009-12-02


Dynamicuno - 2009-12-12

Um, books don't go in your mouth...Just saying.

Personally, I find the magazine "Grillz" more enlightening then Smithsonian, but that's me.

Toothpaste is over rated, trust me.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2010-01-22


thebaronsdoctor - 2010-09-13

The mark of a truly great work is the timelessness of its morals. Centuries from now these lessons will still be applicable to our squid-based descendants.

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