-1 for Bubsy 3D being just so painful to look at. +500 for discovering that Ulilillia is on youtube, +Shitloads more for his awesome commentary.

Ulilillia is one of the few exhibits that makes me genuinely happy

fogged out, man

Someone give Ulillillia his own show, mmmkay

So much talking and detail from so much nothing.

I swear to god, I went to the Youtube page because I thought this was someone doing a bad Ulillillia impersonation. Holy shit.

Good god that game looks bad. It looks like a pre-beta before the textures are mapped on the playfield.

Ulillillia should focus his attention on something a bit more complex like Nethack or Dwarf Fortress.. Imagine the possibilities!

He sounds like a video game retarded William S. Burroughs.

Attention Internet: This is what real Asperger's looks like.

According to my calculations: I LOVE YOU, ULILLILLIA!

At first it doesn't seem like you can get up there but now that you know this trick let's try getting up there

Is this Lucky from King Of The Hill?

Also: What the hell kind of height unit is UJ?

Ulillillia, you're my favorite p-word

Seven thousand stars for Ulillillia sounding *exactly* like I imagined.

oh my fucking god. someone has to be fucking with us. he cannot possibly be this hysterically perfect to form.

Every time I hate PoETV for being full of preachy, pompous political douchebags, things like this remind me of why it ultimately remains worth a wonderful daily visit, presenting the ultimate in defective people.

BTW, Ulillillia PoE forum here:

http://www.portalofevil.com/single.php?poeurlid=000017090

What fresh hell have I stumbled upon?

His words are like children's fingers clawing into my brain.

Subscribed to channel.

Anyone who downvotes this COMPLETELY FAILS TO COMPREHEND THE PURPOSE OF POETV.

He should have his own Gamepro-esque show on G4.

how powerful is ulillillia? he just made me watch over 8 minutes of doing nothing in the worst game ever made.

ALL HAIL THE U-DOGG!
His website: http://www.ulillillia.us/mainindex.shtml
If you prowl around the early posts in his PoE forum (linked by jrr, above) commentary from the man himself can be found.

It's so very very nice to see that he's on Youtube.

YESYESYESYESYES.

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME MOUNTAIN CLIM'IN'?

Ulillillia, as Don McLean said about Vincent van Gogh--the world was never meant for one as beautiful as you. And that's not sarcastic; you are wonderful.

can you imagine being one of the developers of this game and watching this?

I used to wonder why everyone raved about Super Mario 64 back in the day. Watching this game made me understand.

LOOK AT ME, ULILILIA! IT'S ALL FOR YOU!

crash,snap

Gotta hand it to Ullillillia---he's taken a godawful sucky game and made it actually look fun.

When I read the description I assumed he spent 500 hours on one level because he sucked terribly. Turns out he's just autistic.

"2V. That's the highest you can get."

WHAT?!

No sir, i have never wondered that.

How do you do this!? How do you draw a NINE MINUTE lecture out of Bubsy goddamn 3D!? HOW!?

i find myself compelled to search for the fabled area with the height of sa.

Like the song of a Siren, Ulillillia's voice hypnotizes.

I just want to hang out with him and play videogames all day. It would be magical.

My favourite part of this is the sex scene halfway through.

bubsy is to videogaming what poochy was to itchy and scratchy, so naturally five stars.

This guy sounds like post-puberty Butters.

Someone team this man up with Stephen Hawking.

We could unlock the mysteries of the universe within MINUTES

What a goddamn nightmare.

"exciting, isn't it?"

This is more like 1 secret with 5 bullet points than it is 5 secrets.