I see what you did there.

settle down there, sting.

I don't give two shits about Dune, but making "crazy flying fat guy" a link-enabled tag is worth five stars.

He'd probably have better complexion if he stopped covering himself in oil and slave blood.

PUT THE PICK IN THERE PETE AND TURN IT ROUND, REAL NEAT

The script sucks, some of the acting is laughable, but DAMN did this movie have wonderful production design.

Some things:

1.This is the worst movie ever put to film.

2.Jodorowsky was originally supposed to make it in the 70s, but Frank herbert got his panties in a wad over it and the project was killed, which is unfortunate because the production design was supposed to be done by H.R. Geiger and Moebius. Jodorowsky was overjoyed that this version sucked as bad as it did.

3. The fat man killed and raped Dave Foley AT THE SAME TIME.

4. Sting has no control over his eyebrows.

5. Is that Meat Loaf?

6. Brad Dourif was apparently told not to act in this scene.

I think this is the only time David Lynch and Toto have ever collaborated on a project.

As a clip, this is just too long to get interested about.

What, no "I brought you a cat, Thufir?" You can't have totally overblown and nonsensical crazy without the cat/rat milking contraption.

Feyd looks so awkward at the end, and I'm not sure if it's just good acting or Sting realizing what the hell he's gotten into.

Harkonnen is distinctly different in the books.