I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

i wish times square would have stayed filthy

Makes me nostalgic for a Times Square I'm too young to remember

Cheers to Roman pleasures! Here's to happy endings!

That's a pretty good deal for .49.

I can't look at this commercial without imagining Agent 47 sneaking into the rooms and strangling the clients to death.

"If you're a sex fan, you know that the price you're paying for your entertainment is getting higher everyday."

These commercials make me somewhat glad that prostitution isn't legal. If it were legal, brothels would make even more annoying ads than used car lots and we wouldn't be able to escape them.

Also, 3 pornos for .49? That's a sweet deal back before the Internet existed.

A hooker for a buck a minute?

Lotion is for girls.

Time needs to loop back around to the 1970s and a nice, sleazy New York.