He didn't get enough candy. The kid only took like, two laps of the house.

Man, I'm not watching two minutes of this shit. I'm just giving it four stars because of the history behind it.

What are you talking about? That looks just like E.T.

Fucking what? I've never seen gameplay before, and wow does it ever live up to it's hype.

JUST LIKE THE MOVIE

The recurring gameplay element of ET falling into a giant landfill is oddly prophetic.

God those sounds are what Satan's voice must sound like.

I bought this game when it first came out. When I kept falling into the pits, I thought I was the worst video game player ever. I sulked in my room and didn't come out for 2 weeks. As a result, I never got over my low self-esteem. I went to a mediocre college, never got married, and see a therapist once a week.

Somebody owes me some money!