Those accents are atrocious and beautiful at the same time. The exact same time.

I used to think Communism was such a gas!

I'm getting this right now. Thanks!

OMINOUS XYLOPHONE MUSIC

MOJO NIXON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Damn those nazis were evil.

Better red than dead, little kid

WHERES MY MOMMA

AND MY DADDA

YOU KILLED THEM DIDNYOU?

Where can I get one of those awesome knives?

This happened every day in Communist Russia

I'm liking the woman in the audience(?) who doesn't get that its a movie.

Man that kids head just came right off, lickity split.

Pirkle's Christian Childrens' Heads come off easy! No cleanup required! Just lop and pop!

Also, the lady at the end sounded like a snarling jaguar.

That was ace.

"Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth: thou shalt not bow down thyself to them nor serve them"

Basically that kid is going to hell.

Now what'a all this then?

I don't think I've ever laughed so much about a child dying.