I like to think that the dog is singing "I Live the Life I Love (and I Love the Life I Live)" by Esquirita.

I wish I were dog-sized so I could do this.

I've become trapped in the balloons!

Oh no! My ,000 art installation! BAD DOG!

-3 for modern art

+5 for everything. My wife loves dogs and is terrified of balloons so this is perfect.

(dogs)

So did they smear the balloons with bacon or are mylar balloons natural enemies of bulldogs? (p.s. the part where the dog is scootching around on top of the balloon like it is a pillow is adorable.)

I wanted to dock this video points because pretentious modern art fags were enjoying the dog's display. But that dog was having such a good old time, I couldn't bring myself to do it.

-2 for the dog-thing not dying of a heart attack.

-1.67 for ugly dog, -2.45 for art fags, -1.1129 for mylar balloons.

+4.2329 for them doing a body count at the end.

Mine. Mine. MINE!

I have never seen a dog that looks like it is having as much fun in its life as that dog.

I am a better person having seen this.

The balloons only win because the dog got high-centered. If they didn't cheat that dog woulda kicked their asses.

I'd gamble on how many balloons a dog could pop before it was exhausted.

doggie