I want to hate them for this, but:
iSmoke!

It is like the sound of a thousand mac zealots cried out at once, and were silenced.

I think this is the first one of these where the blended object had a chance to yell.

I just want to know if he's really going to put it on eBay.

That black plume of smoke that randomly shows up well after everything is already distroyed is really creepy.

So he's taking requests now? God, now I don't know what to suggest. I'm like a kid in a candy store...

... with a blender.

Can he blend happiness? Or a good man's sense of self worth? What about a child's dreams?

Oh how about a monster truck tire!

Will it Blend? is the new Set It and Forget It. I think this should be viewed as proof positive of mankind's evolution.

I want to nominate the Bubsy cartoon for blending, since this accursed forum brought those repressed memories back..

This one was particularly beautiful, although I was surprised at how long it survived pretty much intact.

We clearly see Tom getting angrier and blending more expensive or creepy things. I'm pretty sure the next step is either a bunch of Barbie dolls dressed up like members of his family or an entire baby seal.

It put up a good fight those first few hits!

They truly need to blend a competitors blender though

I want one of these blenders so badly, but I don't think the rest of my stuff would survive.

Can it blend a rock?

I need one of these blenders.

iSmoke! Don't breath this!


He's the only man alive who could pull that line off.

Now, if there only was a blender big enough to fit a PS3...

Blend a firecracker!

HEY HAS ANOTHER!!

What would have won this a 6th star if that were possible:

"OK, call it....NOW!"

*BEEBLEBEEBLEBEEBLEWHIRRCRUNCHITYCRUNCHITY*

If we're fortunate, this will be the future of all advertisement, and all annoying viral marketing will be dead forever.