Worst pet ever.

Pick up a 50-lb. bag of rock salt at the store, honey!

It's Gary! Meow!

Suddenly I'm hungry for escorgot!

I hope you realize that it won't recognize or return any affection you show to it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FqrW0z8Zgg

KILL IT

+5 for being a giant effin' snail.

Needs to die.

What this doesn't show is how the next day the snail grows to the size of an RV and slowly digest the cameraperson.

That's ,000 worth of French food right there.

Imagine constantly wiping up after that lump of twtching discharge.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=9553

I don't care what any of you people say. The giant snail is awesome. One day he will be a powerful lobbyist for the lumber industry, and then we'll see how's laughing.

KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT

can't wait until someone accidentally steps on it. 'oops, awe man. OH GOD JESUS WHAT THE FUCK'

+5 for shelled abomination.

Five bucks said this pet is part of a fetish thing.

That's probably the seventh cutest invertebrate I've ever seen (cuttlefish definitely being in the top three).

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAHAHHHHHHHAAHAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAH!!!!!!!

I have to wonder why it has a shell, when the better part of its body is outside it.

Ah, well. Giant snail ftw.

I hate you, Nature. Next time I see something like this, I'm gonna kick you with my ENERGY LEGS.

Flashbacks from the fissure insect scene from King Kong.

At first I thought that was a finger, and I didn't think it was so huge. Then I realized it's an arm.

Huge radula all scraping the skin off your body, sloooooowly working its way to your face

I admit to feeling a certain kinship with the gastropods.