I think a 4-year-old wrote the script. In crayon. On the back of a Denny's placemat.

spinoff material right there.

So you've decided to be a bum.--No, Kai, you've decided to be a bum! Just like all those pieces of shit out there that beg for change, that sleep in garbage bins, that eat what I throw away--they got a name for that, Kai. It's called "a bum."

Does it strike anyone else as weird how casual and friendly he sounds when they're talking about something you'd think he would take more seriously? "Yeah, thanks Rayden, but I think I'll just backpack through Europe for a bit or something. Oh, your staff? Cool. Thanks, man."

How do you "not fail" when you have no idea what you're going to do?

Also, Kai is emo.

That sort of thing.