i submitted this months ago and it didn't get voted up.

"the slow jerk"

Thought of submitting this myself, actually. A lot of 'the Whitest Kids you Know' stuff is a total miss, but this and a few others kill me.

Lovely.

No! No! No! You never make them touch!

way to beat this joke to death worse than Rasputin

You ruined my day!

Don't finish! You never finish!

The pornstar glances make it.

Could have ended about 20 seconds earlier and been funnier, but I still liked it.

My favorite part is him screaming "BOSSS! BOSSSSss!" - I need to try that.