Given the reason why most television celebrities become famous nowadays this kid is destined for stardom as a reality show jackass.

-1 star for shakey hands. I'm sure that kid is a blast at home.

I just can't help but stare at the crying kid in the background. He's just sobbing the whole time.

This is how kids really are.
The others are all on ritalin.

There's alot going on here, and I have a feeling that the girl in red has something to do with it.

QUICKLY, camera-daddy! Move your son out of frame so that we don't see him picking his nose!!

Also: "Philippeans 4:13" strikes me as a rather complicated phrase for a preschool call-and-response...

-1 star for "Wide and Deep." Bitches, that song is DEEP AND WIDE. Get it right. Your sunday school is fucking retarded. There's a fountain flowing DEEP AND FUCKING WIDE. "Wide and deep" is a goddamn joke.

(p.s., that's totally my theoretical future kid up there.)

Wow. No little kid stage fright there!

This never gets old. Is this kid retarded or special? I'm just afraid that maybe I'm laughing at a kid with some kind of fucked up problem. His arms are out of control. I really just want him to be a really extroverted hyper performer kid though.

This young man has quite a future ahead.

I laughed hard.

this kid is going super sayian at -13 sec.

Are they Pentecostal? If so, he's the only one doing his damn job.

That's your brother.

Someone's gonna sleep real good tonight!

This kid's energy gave me the power to get up out of my wheelchair for the first time in five years.

I knew this kind of kid back in elementary school. He used to scale the walls of the school, and locked himself in a locker once during lunch. He came over to my house one day, and we went to play in another kid's sprinkler. Since he hadn't brought a suit, he played in his tighty whities, right by the main street of the town. He was my introduction to the "spaz" stereotype.

I'm pretty sure this kid is proto-gay. He doesn't know there's a closet to hide in, so he just lets his flailing spill out uncontrollably, with the volume on full. There is no doubt in my mind that his parents have to put up with this at home too.

That or he's just Spazzy MacSpEd, yeah.