Wow, Bronson Pinchot has been working out.

i hope they team up to rip out some fucker's trachea to re-implant into the sister's neck to save her life.

I have no idea why I feel compelled to 5-star this...Maybe it's his "awww...no money", maybe it's the montage, maybe it's his black leather tie.

I've never seen a Chinese beggar accept "No money" as an excuse from a foreigner. It's best to just avoid eye contact and talk to someone else.

This is the cutest badassery ever.

This is, like, the setup for what could possibly be the greatest movie ever. There's no way the movie lives up to this premise.