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Jeff Fries - 2007-08-08

Look me in the glow eyes while I rape you


Jimmyfranks - 2007-08-08

BOGLINS. That's a pretty great name. The kid under the bed bears an uncanny resemblance to his hand puppet.


manfred - 2007-08-08

NILGOB!


13.5 - 2007-08-08

An attempt to research these things via urban dictionary introduced me to the verb "to bogle": "the act of making love, specifically to make love in the "doggy" style position whilst giving firm slaps on the hind area."


zatojones - 2007-08-08

I forgot about these stupid things but instantly recognized this commercial.


Caminante Nocturno - 2007-08-08

There was something about 80's toys that made dogs love tearing them apart.


revdrew - 2007-08-08

These were pretty bad ass. It took real skill to master moving the eyes well while making it talk.


Maxville - 2007-08-08

Oh christ, I had one of those. Chances are I would have never remembered that if not for this post.


Crucifried - 2007-08-08

That girl was playing with a shoe.


baleen - 2007-08-08


Girls play with shoes. Boys play with boglins.


Xiphias - 2007-08-08

I really wanted one as a kid but we were too poor.

Also, I love the white kid terrorizing the fat ethnic lady.


Mother Lumper - 2007-08-08

I still want one to terrorize my cat.


ebola - 2007-08-08

Man I had one of those, maybe a few. Your pyrenees ate it? Mine is so lazy she barely eats food.


Xenocide - 2007-08-08

Another fine entry in the genre of toys that are advertised as being capable of scaring or grossing out everyone you know. See also: creepy crawlers, monster in my pocket, garbage pail kids, countless others.

They are distinguished by the fact that none of them actually work; at most you'll get an obviously fake pity scream from mom. But they were still fun.


Caminante Nocturno - 2007-08-09

Mad Balls, dude.


Leviathant - 2007-08-08

The big boglins were pretty cool, The little boglins sucked. They were a great low-budget foam rubber horror puppet thing, reminded me of behind-the-scenes f/x shows at the time. The paint eventually wore off, then it got a hole in it's elbow joint, and I think I eventually threw it out. The toys were cool, but the commercial was definitely stupid.


Old_Zircon - 2007-08-09

They definitely remind be of Belial(?) from Basket Case.


Old_Zircon - 2007-08-09

I had a couple of the miniature ones and one big one. A few years ago I was visiting my family and discovered them in the basement. The foam latex doesn't age well.


Old_Zircon - 2009-04-28

they combined into a single metaboglin


thebaronsdoctor - 2007-08-31

I, oddly enough, had two copies of the Boglin they used as a spokesman. My two uncles used to perform puppet shows with them.


B_Ko - 2010-01-26

Gay uncles, right?


Spastic Avenger - 2008-03-14

That age when girls are things to be scared away with latex instead of penetrated with it.


Chalkdust - 2009-05-07

These things smelled horrible.


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